Morning Show Viewer Mugs

Celebrity anagrams: I'll roar keenly (Answer: Lorraine Kelly)

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Fear of news.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Damn early birds.'

"Good coffee."

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'Good Morning!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"