Event Watching Gifts

"That's you sat through Eurovision, the jubilee, Glastonbury, the French Open, the Australian Grand Prix, the Isle of Man TT, the UEFA Champions League Final and Wimbledon...Do you not think you should get cleaned up before the commonwealth games?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Human Rights and the USA

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'