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Need Help in the United States? Pretend You're in Ukraine

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

British savings accounts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"They grow up so fast."

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

National Everything Awareness Day

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'