Government Affairs Follower Pillows

Our Finance Minister has stepped down to spend more time with his portfolio.

"Public sector workers need to 'get real'...There is no way the government can carry on paying them the pensions they want..."

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

America's Gross Federal Debt

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Libyan Crude Oil

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I'm a stable genius!"

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Trump's America"

Trump Tariffs

Hard Border

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Trumpled

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."