Governmental Affairs Fan Pillows

Everyone in Health Service working together.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We're out of duct tape.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

A Greek statue tries to hold up the domino effect of the collapsing world economy.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Trumpled

Not Moses

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence