Government Change Follower Pillows

'Once his party gained power he became a completely different type of Liberal Democrat.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"I Win!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

8 years of GOP economics.

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

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RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Air Bill

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Security Breach

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Donald Trump