Government Change Follower Pillows

'Once his party gained power he became a completely different type of Liberal Democrat.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

21st Century Leadership

"I Win!!!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Air Bill

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

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Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

8 years of GOP economics.

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Security Breach

Donald Trump

2016 Election