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Another Victim of Government Spying

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

CIA report

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"That's hardly necessary!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."