Legal Intrigue Gifts

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Lady Jane Grey

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Trilby - 'Confession

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

Violin

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

In The Bastille

Uber Files

"Did you find the captain's log?"

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

The secrets of corporations plant location needs.