Industrial Intrigue Gifts

"It's a plant based solution."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'You rang?'

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

UN agreements.

Business Intelligence Unit.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Uber Files

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

In The Bastille

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"Did you find the captain's log?"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

CCTV - Suggestions Box

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"The young female employees are so competitive we call it the 'Game of Thongs'."

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.