Rooster Enthusiast Gifts

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Rooster Little: "The sky is falling! The sky is — Whoa. Check out the chicken breasts on that hen..."

Meredith, I'm ho-ome! Mmmm... What're you cookin', Sweetie? Smells delish!

The Lone Rooster.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Canada Goose Jackets

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'