Rose Lover T-Shirts

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

Rose

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I need some roses to neutralize a mean left hook.'

'I do enjoy dead-heading the roses.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Everything's coming up roses!

Tango

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Frog flirting.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A day at the transgenic races

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Mad about Roses!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"You must have a green thumb."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Snake Eyes

Daffodil bulbs

Mermaids in love

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

The garden lady.

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'