Raccoon Sympathizer Prints

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

God in the bunker.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Delivery."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Did you order takeout?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"We have raccoons."

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.