Raccoon Enthusiasts Mugs

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

"Sorry, we already have enough of these guys on the ark!"

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Rubbish Carousel

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Overkill, dude."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Parenting Skills Training

Magician Playing Golf.

Books 'n' Carrots

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'