Spiderman Fan Gifts

'Do you think you could use them to find my Spiderman beach towel?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Superheroes take a selfie

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Atomic Bear: Part 13