Spiderman Fan Gifts

'Look, you can only do so much!'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Extreme Bungy

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Stonehenge Explained

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."