Silly Spider Saga Fan Gifts

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

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"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Wotan with eye patch

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Silly sausages

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

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'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'It's for you.'