Snappy Spider Fan Gifts

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Bailiff."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"I've invested in property..."

The worm that churned!

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Dissectum Paniculata

Jackson Pollock the Spider

OMG UR HOT

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

Flatware Follies.

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

White Sale

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"No, I don't recycle."

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Snakeboarding.

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'