Snappy Spider Fan Pillows

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Bailiff."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"I've invested in property..."

The worm that churned!

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Dissectum Paniculata

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'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Flatware Follies.

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

White Sale

"No, I don't recycle."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Snakeboarding.

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'