Fidget Spinner Fan Gifts

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Jack in the Box

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Automatic swing machine

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Dog with chew toy.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Fun in the Sun.

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Robot News: best places to work

Snowmen

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.