Soft Toy Fan Gifts

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy Time Bears

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

Jack in the Box

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Winter in the City

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Hooks R Us.

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

Dog with chew toy.

Hugs - 3 for 50p

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"Need hug."

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

The trouble with printing your own ticket.