Spider Supporter Mugs

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider Web Stocking

OMG UR HOT

Spider's Web Trampoline

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Spider boy

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'