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Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're moving back out to the country."

"Never mind how, just get me down."

"I put mud in the Dung Beetles lunch, you should have seen their faeces."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Toadstools

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

Telekinetics on strike...

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

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"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider Web Stocking