Spider Scare Enthusiast Prints

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'I want you to bring me one.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

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Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Halloween 2008.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'