Spider Admirers Prints

A spider meal prepping

"Luckily, it's got a retina retina retina retina retina retina retina screen."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Comb Sweet Comb

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

OMG UR HOT

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Are we there yet?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider Web Stocking

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider boy

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"You need a mint."

Spider Press-Ups

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."