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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Pray for me.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A Venus cow trap.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Musical Web

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Idle parts