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Some Pie.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Extreme Bungy

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Pray for me.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Musical Web

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Idle parts