Symphonic Spider Admirer T-Shirts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Ghost School.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'Are we there yet?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Spider Web Stocking

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I know what you're thinking.'

Spider boy

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Damn floral activists."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

Major and minor keys