Symphonic Spider Admirer T-Shirts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Ghost School.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Are we there yet?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I know what you're thinking.'

Spider boy

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Spider Press-Ups

"Damn floral activists."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Major and minor keys