Spear Hunting Enthusiast Mugs

"Maybe your spear hunting buddies aren't really buddies."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Support Group for a Good Problem

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Idle parts

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Clam Spearing

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Fish with Shield

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'