Collecting Gravestone Epigraphs Gifts

Wouldn't stop picking at it.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Oog is backing up all our files.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The last word.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"Just a tad to the left."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

Books. Meet the Bestselling Author of Handwriting Analysis Books. What you mean you won't be signing any copies?

Autograph from a gymnast