Epitaph Collectors Gifts

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Gravestone: I Told You I Was Sick!

Last Words Cemetery: Manual Shmanual. . . I'll figure it out.

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"He loves to give autographs!"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Too Much SOY

My belief is better than yours!

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

I had better days. R.I.P.

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.