Epitaph Collectors Gifts

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Gravestone: I Told You I Was Sick!

Last Words Cemetery: Manual Shmanual. . . I'll figure it out.

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Too Much SOY

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

My belief is better than yours!

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

I had better days. R.I.P.