Epitaph Enthusiasts Gifts

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

George Upton...who burned the candle at both ends.

"He lived a little, not much, just a little."

Robert Manfred, 1932-2015. Finally I get the last word.

Punctuation Police

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Bonk!"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

#NationalPoetryDay

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Understudies

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

Too Much SOY

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

Inspired

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, on the condition that in included some affordable housing for key workers.

John Milton

I had better days. R.I.P.

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

A'sk me about my problem with apo'strophe's.