Epitaph Enjoyer Gifts

RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.

Nun Fight.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

What do you suggest we do about this?

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Bonk!"

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Hedge of two moo cows

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Euphemistic.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"'T' vicar?"

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

St George at the psychiatrists.

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

'Does this gown make me look fat?'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

Too Much SOY