Epitaph Enjoyer Mugs

RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.

Nun Fight.

What do you suggest we do about this?

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Bonk!"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Hedge of two moo cows

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"'T' vicar?"

Euphemistic.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

St George at the psychiatrists.

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Yeah...maybe we just leave this part out."

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'