Epitaph Lover Gifts

Just Resting

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Love me little, love me long.'

You made me love you.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Truth

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Mother Goose's Haiku

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

A dream of consequence

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy