Epic Poem Lover Gifts

Edmund Spenser

Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

J. R. R. Tolkien

John Bunyan

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Dating an English Major

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Jorge Luis Borges

'Love me little, love me long.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

You made me love you.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

Mother Goose's Haiku

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Heaven

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.