Epic Poem Reader Gifts

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Fairtale prosecutions.

Little ship of horrors

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

A new meaning in the Roman

The Bride of Frankenstein

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

Edmund Spenser

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Trojan horse.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

The ghost's walk

Gustave Flaubert

My aunt astonishes me

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Aristophanes