Historical Poem Reader Gifts

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Redlaw and the Phantom

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Little ship of horrors

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

A new meaning in the Roman

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Trojan horse.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Edmund Spenser

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The ghost's walk

My aunt astonishes me

Gustave Flaubert

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

Aristophanes

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat