Epic Poem Reader Prints

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Fairtale prosecutions.

Little ship of horrors

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

A new meaning in the Roman

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Trojan horse.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Edmund Spenser

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Gustave Flaubert

The ghost's walk

My aunt astonishes me

Aristophanes

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"Prose & Cons."