Epic Poem Lover Mugs

Edmund Spenser

"Meet The Author"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Dating an English Major

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Oh, this old thing?"

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Love me little, love me long.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Jorge Luis Borges

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

You made me love you.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Little ship of horrors

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

Heaven

A dream of consequence