Poetry Lover Mugs

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

Road less travelled filled with people.

'We're Birds of Paradise all right - paradise lost!'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

Poetry Buff.

"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleight and eight tiny reindeer!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Mr Wordsworth, you must stop wandering lonely as a cloud, and start paying attention to your school work.'

"Meet The Author"

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:

Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.

Dante Alighieri.

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

Poetic Wolf.

Bad Rhymes

The Poet.

Library: Silence

'I'd like to go raging into the night, but I don't feel up to it.'

Michelangelo

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'I told you that blasted pea-green boat wasn't sea worthy! '

Henrik Ibsen