Classic Poems Lover Mugs

Little ship of horrors

"Meet The Author"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

John Bunyan

Out To Lurch

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Multi-Generational Books

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Dating an English Major

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Oh, this old thing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Solar Frankenstein

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Treasure Island Book.

To read or not to read?

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Changes at home

"It's a Haiku Dinner."