Classic Poems Lover Pillows

Little ship of horrors

"Meet The Author"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Out To Lurch

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dating an English Major

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Solar Frankenstein

Treasure Island Book.

Lord George brings news of the debate

To read or not to read?

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets

Changes at home

"It's a Haiku Dinner."