Poem Lover Pillows

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Jean-Paul Sartre

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Distractions Of The Great

John Bunyan

"Out damn Spot

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Dating an English Major

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Stephen Spender.

The intellectual.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Iris Murdoch