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Geoffrey Chaucer

"I now pronounce you husband and husband."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Still no sight of Flight MH370...'

Updated Classic: The Waistland

Jorge Luis Borges

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Writer's Block...please help.

William Wordsworth

"I don't think Bo Peep was too bothered by foot and mouth...."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"What rhymes with murder?"

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

The Month of January

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dating an English Major

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Thomas Hardy