Poetry Fans Pillows

'He was a great writer'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

"Meet The Author"

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Thomas Hardy

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Henrik Ibsen,

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Jorge Luis Borges

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Love me little, love me long.'

Sinking with your heart

The Book Lover

Lord Byron

"It's a Haiku Dinner."