Poetry Lovers Gifts

Famous Ant Haikus.

Geoffrey Chaucer

"I now pronounce you husband and husband."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Still no sight of Flight MH370...'

Updated Classic: The Waistland

'I love poetry and adore the theatre but watch any wildlife documentary and it's 'killer this, killer that'...'

Jorge Luis Borges

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Writer's Block...please help.

William Wordsworth

"I don't think Bo Peep was too bothered by foot and mouth...."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"What rhymes with murder?"

Reference Books. Do you have rhyming dictionaries? Of course we do. Shall I sell one to you?

They never call, they never write

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

The Month of January

"Meet The Author"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

John Bunyan

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Oh, this old thing?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.