Romantic Poetry Lovers Gifts

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

John Bunyan

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dating an English Major

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'He was a great writer'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Henrik Ibsen,

'Love me little, love me long.'

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

You made me love you.

Mother Goose's Haiku

Book lovers

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

'When love is color Blind.'

Heaven

A dream of consequence

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.