Romantic Poem Fan Gifts

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He was a great writer'

Romance

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

The Book Lover

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Weditorials

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!