Romantic Poem Fan Gifts

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Right here's fine."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He was a great writer'

Romance

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

The Book Lover

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

Weditorials

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.