Romantic Literature Enthusiast Gifts

'Fare Thee Well'- Lord Byron Leaving England

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'He likes to power nap.'

Bear Costume

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

I only have eyes for you

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.