Romantic Literature Buff Gifts

'Wait, my Lord! At least stay for the mad, bad and dangerous to know category!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Robocop and Juliet.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

After the Sentence

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'