Romantic Literature Enthusiast Mugs

'Fare Thee Well'- Lord Byron Leaving England

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

Bear Costume

'He likes to power nap.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I only have eyes for you

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Moby Dick