Poetry Aficionados Gifts

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Pretty soon it'll be spring, when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. I wonder if it's possible to get a bank loan to refinance my fancy. !

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

C. Day Lewis.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stephen Spender.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Henrik Ibsen,

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Jorge Luis Borges

The Book Lover

Sinking with your heart

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Lord Byron

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"